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It's actually so easy to imagine, that the writer of the book that 21 was based on did just that -- as in, he completely made that part up. Have a friend who might find the life of a card counter alluring? Contact him at c. Pictures I'm guessing Galifianakis doesn't need physics to count his millions every single night. But in places like, say, Atlantic City, banning counters from casinos has been illegal since There is one exception to this rule, though. If it got out that a local gambling establishment used hired goons to beat the players up as soon as they won big, everyone would simply stop going there , costing the casino millions. It's not like you're distracting the dealer and then reaching over to swap out his deck with one you had hidden in your sleeve. When I played blackjack, I was a nerdy, slightly balding grad student, and not a great dresser either. So the goal is to somehow guess which card you're going to get next. And that movie does get one thing right: blackjack can be beaten, if you know what you're doing. But you have to understand that this is all about the long run. If you really want to make bank, you have to do what the MIT Blackjack Team did: start out with a small fortune and work in groups. You can get a lot out of blackjack only if you first put a lot into it. Because casinos are just like popular girls in high school: completely obsessed with their reputation. And, holy shit, doesn't that just scare you off card counting forever? It might all seem overwhelming in the beginning, but trust me, anyone can flip through a deck of cards and learn to keep a count, and rote memorization of a deviation chart is no more complicated than memorizing multiplication tables in second grade. Warner Bros. Whenever I would make an apparently risky move at the tables, I would try to act as if I was waaay out of my depth, biting my nails and saying stuff like: "Oh, I know I shouldn't, but I really want to! If the count grows in later hands, you can start betting more, because a higher ratio of big cards increases the player's chances of beating the house and even hitting those tasty blackjacks. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. It doesn't work like that. That's why movies like 21 exist -- we love the idea of a bunch of smart people defying the odds, as well as the thugs waiting to beat the shit out of them if they get caught. You're almost done. It's played for laughs, but for the wrong reason -- the joke is that this random silly dude turns out to be a math genius. I got a feeling. I used to be a professional blackjack card counter, and before I got sick of sucking in secondhand smoke at the tables and quit, I learned a few weird things about the art of betting on pictures of numbers and royalty to pay my rent. So, I adopted other masks, like "the drunk," making myself look as if I could barely count how many fingers I had, least of all keep a running total in blackjack. So, wait, am I saying that counting cards at blackjack is That's exactly what I'm saying. In Nevada, a casino can still technically ask card counters to kindly get the hell out and, if they don't mind, go slowly fuck themselves with a cactus. Now, if you're asking why an advanced math genius would get into card counting instead of a career in rocket science or something, that brings up another myth Let me step away from hating on 21 for a while and instead hate on The Hangover. 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